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Overheard

W: Mommy, you're older than Daddy.

M: ... Yes?

W: But you're not taller than Daddy.

M: ... No?

W: Because you didn't drink enough beer.

M: Really?

W: And you ate too much chocolate.

M: !!

Hmm. Aunt Sallie and Auntie Bren are *much* taller than Aunt Jenn...